I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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