Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
is it fun? or sober?
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