I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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