when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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