Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
no, he came in my armpit
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
