How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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