how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I love you.
Bad choice
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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