It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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