two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
