chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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