Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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