just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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