we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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