Buhtt sex?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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