Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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