Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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