Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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