Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
worst night to have a conscience
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Terrible idea I love it
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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