doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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