Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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