By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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