My friends, they love my intelligence
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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