Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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