I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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