fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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