yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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