Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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