do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I FOUND THE LEGS
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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