Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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