Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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