Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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