Little spoons don't ask big questions
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
im on a boat
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