SEEEEXXX PLEASE
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
