The maid of honor just puked.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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