I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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