quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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