Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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