his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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