i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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