i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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