the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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