then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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