when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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