i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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