Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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