Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
