ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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