well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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