what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
