just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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